However, there hasn't been a new episode in a loooong time. A LOOOOOOONG time. WTF? OMG! There, I made my quota of idiotic internet "slang" for the year. Internet slang! Making your kids a little more illiterate every day! Can you believe they don't even bother to teach cursive writing anymore? They have to grade papers with RU in place of Are You and shit like that. Fuck, how did I get off track?
Oh, yeah...Bully Beatdown! And, the best thing about Bully Beatdown is Jason "Mayhem" Miller. You simply cannot find a more entertaining fighter or host. Some of his pranks are sublime, and I dig how he plays "possum" in his fights.
Why aren't there any new episodes? Did all the bullys catch part of the first season, and now they can't talk anyone into the ring? That fucking sucks. It's also typical MTV bullshit. Whenever they get a show that is worth a shit, they only make a couple seasons worth of shows, and then just re-run them for years. Must I add to the Canon of bitching about how sad MTV is? What does the M stand for, anyway? Moron?
So, step the fuck up, MTV. Fuck Jersey Shore (train wreck), fuck Real World (what a bullshit name) and fuck Road Rules (what kind of fag watches that shit, anyway???). Bring back the fucking BEATDOWN goddamnit.
By the way, you should also change the name of "Sucker Free" to "Shithead Packed". I don't care that it sounds stupid...you should hear some of the crap they play on that show...REEEEEEEALY stupid.
Wow, this started as a plea for more shows, and ended up as a wedgie. You fucking deserve it, you little MTV bitches. You don't like it? Well, get me in the ring, muhmukkah!
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