TV TUESDAY!

   Yep, I watch me a lots of TV.  Mostly Discovery Channel, Cartoons,  History Channel, prOn, you know...
   This week, I've been treated to ANOTHER guilty pleasure.  Wait, I don't feel guilty about this one.
Undercover Boss on CBS.  Absolute Gold.  I saw 2 episodes.  The first had the COO of Waste Management (not the CEO...that pussy stayed home, and put the scapegoat out in the field, right?) out picking up trash and cleaning out porta-potties.  He went on a collection route with a woman collector, and held her piss-can in his hands.  She handed him her can (I think it was a Maxwell House Decaf)...told him what she does in it, and he just rolled it around in his hands, going "huh...so, you pee in this".  Fucking GOLD!  Man, the one about Hooters...I used to share a 3 bedroom house with two guys that worked at hooters (this was before I was married, for sure), and lemme tell ya...hoo, boy.  I mean...dang.  Good times (*sniff*).  So, this faggot manager makes the girls compete in a bean eating contest from a plate (no hands) to see who gets to go home early.  I would've taken that guy out behind the dumpster and made him eat beans, but captain COO (pussy) just slaps his wrist, and says "bad boy!"  No, really, the COO said to the guy that he would think twice about letting his daughters work for him.  He would ONLY think twice...  Did I mention that I would make this guy eat his own balls in a dumpster?  I don't even HAVE daughters, and I wanted to beat his ass.

What a puss.

BUTT, the show is awesome.

Next week:  Outer Space Astronauts!