Too angry to type

   So many things irritated me today, I just can't organize them without having an an aneurysm.  Even my more level-headed buddy agrees that, really, it's gone WAY beyond the "oh, you're just too fuckin' sensitive...chill out, man" stage, and into full blown "damn, man, you are right.  These guys are total fucking SHITHEADS".

   I want the whole world to stop for a second.  Pick up something similar to a ruler (for all you public-educated kiddies, that's a piece of wood or plastic that has marks on it to measure things!), or ANYthing that might sting like a fucker, and just smack your stupid self across the knuckles.  If you can't find a stick or ruler, just haul off and slap yourself.  Some of you may need to repeat this several times to get the desired effect.

   You know who you are, you know what you did.  No, I'm not talking to some specific person, I'm talking to YOU, dumbass.  Just sit back, and run through your day.  If you don't remember doing anything stupid, it's just because you were too dumb to pay attention.

DUMB.