Children: What you need to know.

I'm gonna lay it out for you all nice and easy-like:
Having a child is a responsibility.
Having 2 children is a burden.
Having 3 children is irresponsible.
Having 4 or more children is criminal.
Having children out of wedlock is retarded (gay OR straight...)
But, breeding at all, in this day and age, makes you a dumbass.
Any questions?  Write them down, fold it up (nice and neat), spit on it and shove it straight up your fuckhole.